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 var date = now.getDate(); 
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if (month > "0")
{ msgs = new Array 

msgs[1] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Benjamin Franklin.<br><em><strong> Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.</strong></em>"

msgs[2] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Ernest Hemmingway.<br><em><strong> An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.</strong></em>"

msgs[3] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Henny Youngman. <br><em><strong> When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.</strong></em>"

msgs[4] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Charlie Papazian. <br><em><strong> Relax, don\'t worry, have a homebrew.</strong></em>"

msgs[5] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Edgar Allan Poe. <br><em><strong> Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.</strong></em>"

msgs[6] = "Today\'s beer quote is by W.C. Fields. <br><em><strong> A woman drove me to drink and I didn\'t even have the decency to thank her.</strong></em>"

msgs[7] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Sir William Ashbless. <br><em><strong> If but we Christians have our beer, nothing\'s to fear.</strong></em>"

msgs[8] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Ralph Waldo Emerson. <br><em><strong> God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.</strong></em>"

msgs[9] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Thomas Randall. <br><em><strong> I wish I was a brewer\'s horse.  For twelve months in the year, I\'d put my head where my tail should be, and suck up all the beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[10] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Louis Untermeyer. <br><em><strong> Life, alas, is very dear.  Up with the glass, down with the beer!</strong></em>"

msgs[11] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Jerry Lee Lewis.</br><em><strong> What\'s made Milwaukee famous, made a loser out of me.</strong></em>"

msgs[12] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Meyer Breslau. <br><em><strong> Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.</strong></em>"

msgs[13] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Henry Lawson. <br><em><strong> Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel with out beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[14] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Friedrich Nietzsche. <br><em><strong> How much beer is in German intelligence?</strong></em>"

msgs[15] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Ernest Hemingway. <br><em><strong> It was as natural as eating and to me as necessary, and I would have thought of eating a meal without drinking, beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[16] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Dr. Richard Nelson. <br><em><strong> We don\'t know why beer drinking rodents developed fewer tumors.  Follow up studies must be done.</strong></em>"

msgs[17] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Garrison Keillor. <br><em><strong> Beer is the drunkard\'s kindergarten.</strong></em>"

msgs[18] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Humphrey Bogart. <br><em><strong> The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.</strong></em>"

msgs[19] = "Today\'s beer quote is by George Jean Nathan.<br><em><strong> I drink to make other people interesting.</strong></em>"

msgs[20] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Washington Irving. <br><em><strong> They who drink beer will think beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[21] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Billy Carter. <br><em><strong> There is no such thing as a bad beer.  It\'s that some taste better than others.</strong></em>"

msgs[22] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Mike Snyder, Brewmaster at Cedar Brewing Co. <br><em><strong> I don\'t need friends, I make beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[23] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Stephen Wright. <br><em><strong> 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?</strong></em>"

msgs[24] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Humphrey Bogart. <br><em><strong> I gave up drinking once, it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.</strong></em>"

msgs[25] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Mickey Spillane. <br><em><strong> Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can\'t spell Cognac.</strong></em>"

msgs[26] = "Today\'s beer quote is by George Burns.<br><em><strong> It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The problem is, I can never remember if it is the twelveth or thirteenth.</strong></em>"

msgs[27] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Plato. <br><em><strong> He was a wise man who invented beer.</strong></em>"

msgs[28] = "Today\'s beer quote is by John Ciardi. <br><em><strong> Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.</strong></em>"

msgs[29] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Kaiser Wilhelm the second. <br><em><strong> Give me a women who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.</strong></em>"

msgs[30] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Saint Arnoldus. <br><em><strong> From man\'s sweat and God\'s love, beer came into the world.</strong></em>"

msgs[31] = "Today\'s beer quote is by Martin Luther. <br><em><strong> It is better to think of church in the ale house than to think of the ale house in church. </strong></em>" 
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